Monday, June 28, 2021

LIFE IS A BEESH

You know what they say about life?

It's a b*tch. Life na beesh I swear, see my finger on my tongue, and on the floor and now I'm pointing it towards the sky. (That was how to swear in the 90's)


There's this funny lady I watch, her name is kie_kie.

She's a wonderful corporate thug. 

She easily switches from someone in Buckingham palace to omo Oshodi.

I was watching one of her videos. She spoke about all the things that went wrong at her wedding:

1.Hair stylist came late
2. The car of her Church's Bishop tore off the train of her wedding gown and the Bishop didn't realize it. He walked in without saying a word to her
3. Wrong materials for her wedding banners.
4. The decorator did everything wrong
5. Her makeup artist got it all wrong
6. The zip hook for her hand-stitched reception dress broke off. She couldn't wear her beautiful and expensive dress.

All these happened after she planned a perfect wedding and spent a lot of money. There were more than enough flops.

Let's muvee from kie_kie.

I have a sister who is pretty detailed. 

I like seeing my things the way I want it but I'm learning to relax.

Plus, I'm a learner where this sister is. 

If she puts something at 92.73 degrees, she must meet it there or there's wahala. 

She has this mood that envelops you right away and it's difficult to stay around her. You'll just walk away like Craig David.

Life doesn't work that way. Believe it!

Things will never go the way you planned it but there will always be a way around it. The solution is lurking around somewhere.


You need to learn to create your story. Your mind will adjust as you move on.

Life is a beesh but we muvee!

Cheers to love and all that's true

Your faithful omogeh

Bolanle.

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Sunday, June 27, 2021

God no go shame us 2

I've had a long day. 

You see, my fam and I spent a better part of the month getting a place. 


It's not beans o, I mean getting the right place (which includes the right atmosphere and every other right thing) can be taxing.

However, as difficult as it is or as challenging as life can be, if God is on your side ehn, gbagbe!!! 

It means forget who isn't for you or on your side. You'll see everything fall in place for you and you wouldn't sweat or prespire about it. 

That's why I get shocked when I hear work hard.

You can't be as hardworking as an ant 🐜 or in some cases a farmer.

These guys toil abeg. They simply have nothing to show for it.


God no go shame us means God is on your side opening doors and interlocking everything in your favor.

Find this and you're good!

Cheers to love and all that's true.

Your faithful omogeh,

Bolanle