Saturday, May 14, 2016

WHO'S FOOLING WHO?



I see the stripes
I hear the whips
The bags under your eye speak clearly
The offense in your heart
Stick out in your throat
As bold as Adam’s apple
But yet
Still yet
You smile

WHICH AGE IS THIS

Happy 'Weekending'

We have to be happy in the midst of all that's happening in Naija and the whole world.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

MY LOVE, MY MUM



To one so strong
Who fought so gallantly
Who served so sweetly
Whose life was an enigma
Whose face was a delight
Whose beauty wasn’t distorted by age
Who always thought about me
And would give up all
For my best
Even when it hurt you

Sunday, May 8, 2016

MOTHER'S DAY 2.


It seems the world is appreciating Mothers the more because this is the second time the Social Media is coming alive with 'Mother's Day' things this year.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

WHICH IS WHAKIER?

Its been a mind-blowing week for me. I hope yours was cool though.

Check Out: DO YOU KNOW THEM?

I stumbled on these pictures on BBM and I haven't recovered.

Biko which is better?
Seems Brother "Patrick" and Sister "Jane" are receiving a particular kind of rev!

Thursday, April 28, 2016

WHO REMEMBERS THESE 2.

Well, here's a sequel to the first part.
If you missed the first part check it: WHO REMEMBERS THESE.
I remember his club!

FLOWING GOLD.



I remember way back
When the words were not fully formed
And your tongue as unsure as that of the viper
And your knees wobbled
When it seemed like an unserious joke
And the weight of this thing made you shudder
And retract as well
With many uncertain glances
But Yapayaski was undeterred
Staying on


Tuesday, April 26, 2016

WHO REMEMBERS THESE?

I saw these pictures and it brought back so many fond memories.

Check out: WHO KNOWS THIS COUPLE.

Laugh and enjoy!

SHE EXCITES ME



I know this girl
A fine girl
Witty and wonderful
Smart and slim
Outspoken and outstanding
Beautiful and blessed
In so many wonderful ways
Of which I can’t explain
Not because I don’t want to
But because I haven’t seen it all

Monday, April 25, 2016

WHY YOUR MONDAY SHOULDN'T BE TERRIBLE.

I've constantly heard people groan because it's Monday and they have to resume back to work.

Read: WHY YOU SHOULD MOVE ON.


But this quote says it all.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

THAT SPECIAL SURPRISE.



Surprise, surprise
Its a special day
For that special person
Who has a special place
In this special heart
That’s why you’re special

Saturday, April 23, 2016

WHY YOU SHOULD CROSS-CHECK

If you check these out, you'll get what I mean.

Check out: WHY TOMORROW WILL MAKE SENSE.


Be sure, you know what you're typing.

Now that I've cross-checked, you can read this.



WHO KNOWS THIS COUPLE?

This is quite hilarious.

I want to believe the publisher was dozing when he did this.

CHECK: WHO ARE DEEZ?

LOL!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

WHO ARE DEEZ?

I was shocked when I saw this #constantlyshakingmyhead

WHY TOMORROW WOULD MAKE SENSE.

Have you ever looked back at any point of your life and you remembered the happiest moment but later there were other things that happened that were even happier?

Sunday, April 17, 2016

GUY, YOU WANT TO MARRY?



Bisi Coker shook her head. Seun and Fola were at it again. They played and fought in equal proportion just like children.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

GREEK PROPOSALS.

I don't know where the craze of proposals came up into the Nigerian culture.

Read: WHAT IS IT WITH JOLLOF?

Luckily, this guy feels me.


WHAT IS IT WITH JOLLOF?

I went for a wedding last week and someone asked me  a question:

ANOTHER SATURDAY.

He must be feeling like he's in Fast and Furious
It's another Saturday and you know how it comes with the wedding frenzy on this side of heaven (we made it so).

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

WORRY-BUTT


There was a time when my closest pal was worry. I couldn't think things through.

LET IT GO.

Do you know this feeling?

You want to do something so bad but you know it's not good for you.

Monday, April 11, 2016

PAUSE AND THINK

Hope you all had a wonderful day

THE 19th CENTURY KIDS.

If you were born in the 80's or very early 90's when there was no cell phone and the smart world hadn't fully possessed Nigeria, then you'll know this.



And it seems odd to those born in the 21st century.
Okin biscuit! Amd the shortcake was awesome.  I think it was #3 (three Naira)




Sunday, April 10, 2016

MY HOME

It’s the home
Its that abode
That permanent dwelling
That place filled with love

Saturday, April 9, 2016

DO YOU KNOW THEM?

In these days of photographers-gone-wild and couple-on-fleek,

Friday, April 8, 2016

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

Well, things can't be more hilarious I think

Check out: WHOSE WEDDING IS THIS?

 Have a great night!

Thursday, April 7, 2016

IF THIS WAS YOUR CHILD

If this was your child that did this what would you do?

Check out: WHOSE TEACHER IS THIS?


Wednesday, April 6, 2016

IS IT JUST ME?

I sent these pictures to my friend and she so laughed at me.

Check out: ANNOINGLY FUNNY.

Please if you feel this way just holla.

As a matter of fact, what's wrong with feeling this way?

WHY YOU SHOULD MOVE ON

You shouldn’t allow a stumble prevent you from getting to the peak.

SEE YOUR FRIEND



Sometimes
Life is difficult
Sometimes
Life is good
Other times

Monday, April 4, 2016

FOR WORKAHOLICS.

If you're a workaholic, here's what you should know

Sunday, April 3, 2016

THOUGHT-BAR.

Here's a little thought-bar (like a candy bar) for you to munch on.

ANNOINGLY FUNNY.

As funny as this is, it could also be very annoying if it happened to you.

Check out: WHAT WAS YOUR MESSAGE TODAY?

Have a great week!


Saturday, April 2, 2016

WHOSE TEACHER IS THIS


I saw this picture on Facebook and you can trust people; they were all laughing; comments said 'lol', ‘rotfl’, ‘lwkmd’.

WHOSE WEDDING IS THIS?

Goodness gracious! Who did this?

Check out: BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA.



QUESTIONS FOR A PERFECT MARRIAGE.


I've always wondered why is it that many young people get anxious to get married these days even when they hear that marriage is not a bed of roses?

Friday, April 1, 2016

WHY YOU SHOULD BE GRAETFUL.


I can imagine how hard the day was. You had to sit in traffic for hours after enduring insults from your boss who doesn't even care that you have feelings or you have things you're dealing with that's filled up your mind.

APRIL FOOL.



Light up the day
Let it bring to you
Refreshing goodness
From your heart
Coz all around you


APRIL'S HERE.

Happy New Month. I'm sorry for going AWOL for the past 2 days, but I'm back now.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

MADE IN NAIJA

There are things you'll only get in Naija.

Monday, March 28, 2016

EASTER MONDAY GAGS!

Looks to me like he answered the question. #funnysombori

Check out: BABE WISE UP

Enjoy the rest of the week.


THAT DAY.



I see the celebration
The fanfare
The pomp and pageantry
The lifeless life
The cranky smile
The stiff dance
The hidden sorrow
That makes
All the food taste like sand


HAPPY EASTER.

I was kinda busy yesterday but I won't forget to wish you a happy Easter today.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

WHAT WAS YOUR MESSAGE TODAY?


I was surprised at the turn out at Church and then I remembered it was Easter. Omoh!

Saturday, March 26, 2016

WHO'S DUMB OR DUMBER

When your make-up artist is in cloud 7.

OOPS! It can't be deliberately.

INSPIRATIONAL SATURDAY.

This makes sense if you meditate on it.

CHECK OUT: WHO DID THIS.

Sometimes a problem may just give you a fresh launching pad.

Quite a number of things in life require wisdom and understanding.

Friday, March 25, 2016

BAD FRIDAY.



What’s good
Seriously
What’s really good
When the hand that receives
Refuses to let go

Thursday, March 24, 2016

THIS ISN'T POLITICS.

I stumbled on this picture and I laughed.