Tuesday, March 29, 2016

MADE IN NAIJA

There are things you'll only get in Naija.

Monday, March 28, 2016

EASTER MONDAY GAGS!

Looks to me like he answered the question. #funnysombori

Check out: BABE WISE UP

Enjoy the rest of the week.


THAT DAY.



I see the celebration
The fanfare
The pomp and pageantry
The lifeless life
The cranky smile
The stiff dance
The hidden sorrow
That makes
All the food taste like sand


HAPPY EASTER.

I was kinda busy yesterday but I won't forget to wish you a happy Easter today.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

WHAT WAS YOUR MESSAGE TODAY?


I was surprised at the turn out at Church and then I remembered it was Easter. Omoh!

Saturday, March 26, 2016

WHO'S DUMB OR DUMBER

When your make-up artist is in cloud 7.

OOPS! It can't be deliberately.

INSPIRATIONAL SATURDAY.

This makes sense if you meditate on it.

CHECK OUT: WHO DID THIS.

Sometimes a problem may just give you a fresh launching pad.

Quite a number of things in life require wisdom and understanding.

Friday, March 25, 2016

BAD FRIDAY.



What’s good
Seriously
What’s really good
When the hand that receives
Refuses to let go

Thursday, March 24, 2016

THIS ISN'T POLITICS.

I stumbled on this picture and I laughed.

WHO DID THIS?

Looks like someone is in love with Transformers.

WHO TO REMEMBER


Sometimes we get carried away in work and all that seems to be drawing our attention that we forget ourselves and get drowned in all that's on our worktable.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

WHO ARE DEEZ?

These people should be on comedy central. they are really funny and hilarious.

COMPLICATED LIFE.

Life becomes more complex as we grow older and we are complex too.

THE CUTE FACE.

I saw this picture on BBM and its both hilarious and crazy.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

WHERE'S THE GREENER GRASS



This picture is so true. Sometimes all

Monday, March 21, 2016

CHANGE YOUR PARADE.



Some people just don't get that there's something called Fashion and good Fashion exists.

WHY YOU NEED TO FORGIVE

Have you ever felt angry and extremely offended because someone hurt you? How about dealing with the effect of the pain? That's even more overwhelming.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

BE MY STRENGTH



I'm great
I’m sure you know
I’m strong
Can you feel my strength
Chuck Norris can’t stand me
I’m the muscle for the clan
The might of my house
The power house of my tribe
I tear the jaws of the threatening lion
I pull apart the king cobra
Everyone leans on me
And it’s okay
As a matter of fact
I think it’s cool

WHO'S YOUR GUY?

Ladies, if you were asked to pick any of these guys who would you prefer. Tell the truth o, remember it's a Sunday morning (*smiles*winks)
Enjoy your day.
Check out: BOO'S AND SEX.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

WIERDEST NOLLYWOOD MOVIE TITLES

Nollywood has stopped amazing me. Take a look at this to know why.
Check out: ARE YOU A LEARNER?

Friday, March 18, 2016

HUSBAND PALAVA.



Iyosiola tried to concentrate on her client. She wondered why her aunts felt working as a make-up artist was an easy job. Some other people felt it was a lazy man’s job, and others said it was for prostitutes. To her, being a make-up artist brought her joy.

OGA THE HELPER, SHEY YOU GARIT?


It's true that humans are naturally self-seeking and self-conceited, we naturally want to have our way but we can't rule out the fact that there's something in us that wants to always help people which is good.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

JUST FOR GAGS!

It rained here tonight and the weather is so cool.

BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA.


Someone sent me these pictures this morning and asked me to choose one.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

WHY I LOVE ARSENAL FANS.

A friend had told me in the afternoon that the Arsenal game today would end with Arsenal whooping the butts of Barca with 3 goals to 0.

SOMETIMES MONKEY DEY WORK, BABOON DEY CHOP BUT...

Life has so many paradoxes or opposites. The one who toils and works very hard may not be financially rich. (rich has different meanings to people). That's what's called Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

7 IS MORE THAN A NUMBER



It’s not about coming in quietly
Really it’s not
Although you do
It’s more than the laugh
Which you have
It’s more than the smile
Oh yes you have that too
It’s not just about the firmness of your foot
It’s more than the brisk steps you take
Its much more than that

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

SOME ODD THINGS DOH...

Some days will just be unnecessarily long, boring and sad.

WATCH IT!

Have you ever heard of sweet teenagers or youths commit suicide without showing any sign of depression?

Monday, March 14, 2016

ARSENAL STYLE!

This has been cracking me up since and I've just got to load it up for you to see.

IS THIS LOVE 2.



Here's the continuation of Is This Love. If you missed it read it IS THIS LOVE.

IS THIS LOVE



A SHORT STORY.
George walked briskly towards the lecture room. He was to have a test in 10 minutes and he needed to revise the very little he knew with his friends before the test began.

MONDAY QUOTE.

Something for you to hang on to.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

IS THIS YOUR CHURCH.

I'm wondering, I know people actually attend these kind of Churches but I really can't picture what goes on in there and how it runs.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

PARTY DRAMA

Saturdays are packed with dram especially in this side of the world where it's usually for parties.

PRECIOUS DEAR.



Precious dear
Oh my precious
Hidden from all eyes
Unraveled

IS IT REALLY YORUBA BOYS?




I really don’t know where people get this idea of Yoruba boys but it’s actually very funny. 

Friday, March 11, 2016

THE ONE BEHIND THE IRON MASK.



Tito, my friend was about to get married; so Tito, our other friends and I were having a pre-wedding hang out with her and we asked her how she got to where she was: which was getting to the point where she decided to say “I do”. 

WHAT'S THE 411?

I guess it's not just Nigerians that are feeling the heat from the network providers.

See what this man has to say.


Thursday, March 10, 2016

THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN!



Children and teenagers can make you laugh as well as embarrass you. I saw this picture and I couldn't close my mouth. 

THRILLING THURSDAY

This is what you should do daily

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

LET ME WHISPER SWEET THINGS.



A quick prayer for you
That you’ll be well rested tonight
That your life is summed up not by your work
But by your worth
That your values outlast you in time

BABE WISE UP!

Saw this on someone's dp and I know there are many other women like this who need to wise up sharply. Just tell them SOJI (wake up and wise up).
Hell no! He doesn't know your worth.

I jump into conclusion but I'm learning to judge not by what I see or hear

Don't try to be someone else. Its all plastic change and cosmetic make-up. The person you're looking up to also has issues.

SECRET POWER.


My my, yesterday was international women's day and I'm glad to be a woman. 

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

MARRIAGE BY FORCE!

My day has been very busy but here's a quick one. I'm no longer amazed at the rate at which some so called Pastors will go to milk desperate people.

It's part of life and moreover, the people love it.

Monday, March 7, 2016

JUST IMAGINE!

I saw this and I was pretty amazed at the level of creativity of people. Hilarious but creative I say. Laugh with me
Would you have this in your living room?

I think this is creatively amazing.

I LOVE HER THAT WAY



Look at her
Look at my pride
She has fought many battles
For me
And she bears all the scars
Carrying all the marks
In her body and soul
Yet she still shows so much love
For me
To me