THESE KIDS EHN!

If you're a teacher and one of your pupils or students wrote this, what would you do?

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HEAVENLY SWORD 2.

Here’s the concluding part of the heavenly sword. If you missed the beginning, click here.

• Nariko stood for Kai, giving up herself for her and it paid off. This is how Kai will learn to master the sword and not kill for it.

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HEAVENLY SWORD 1.

Once in a while, I go back to my archives and I always find something useful there.

I’m talking about archives for movies, and it’s not for recent movies. I used to have a friend during my NYSC year that hated it. I had no apologies then and I still don’t.

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SPELLINGS OF LIFE.

Have you ever seen spellings that made your heart skip a beat? Check these out and enjoy!

Grinding was what this fella was trying to spell.

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READY OR NOT

My cousins came to spend the Christmas and New Year with us and the night before they left, one of them told me that Xmas and New Year for the year 2016 was on Sunday. 

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200% SALUTE.

I raise my cap

I remove head dressing

All for you

And who you are

What you’ve gained

As a source

As a pillar

As we sing

Go girl

It’s your birthday

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WHEN YOUR CHILD DOES THIS 2.

Let's see how these kids finish up what they started.

Wonder what they're looking for.

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WHEN YOUR CHILD DOES THIS.

Kids are so lovable. When they are with you they are troublesome and when they leave, you miss them. But what if they do this to you? Saw these pictures on Facebook and I laughed so hard; you should also laugh too.

So he played by messing the house up and slept off. That's interesting.

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RONQUEZ DAY!

Wake up sunshine

Its your day

Everyday is your day

But today is the day you should let it sink in

As it is your day of celebration

‘ama rub it in

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DEALING WITH SIBLING RIVALRY.

Now that I’ve been loaded with enough birthday things, I think it’s time to speak from my belly.

I have a set of twin sisters who are a year older and we got talking. 

Growing up for the twins was quite intriguing. Adaeze

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MISSING BUDGET.

In case you don't know we are looking for our budget in Nigeria. This is what Naija people have come up with.

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BEAUTY FOR THE BEERHOLDER.

I was watching a Nigerian comedy show and as usual there was this talk of a ‘wowo’ girl. Wowo is a Nigerian slang for ugly.

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BALLON D’OR: FOR THE LOVE OF THE TEAM.

Last night, I was making dinner when someone opened the door leading to the living room. I saw Pogba’s hair and I shouted Balo! Someone chocked and others were laughing plus you should have seen the look I fetched myself. I simply continued with the food.

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LEAVE THRASH FOR LAWMA.

On the first of January, Olamide gave people slangs for the year and here are some hilarious ones I've seen on bbm.

Can I get an Amen!

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FUNFILLED OR FULFILLED.

Someone asked me the normal question “How are you? How did your day go?”

 Like so many other people, I answered fine. 

This brought another question to me: “What makes your day fine?”

Everyday we find out we are still on this present planet called earth, we rush through each day trying to settle ourselves in different aspects: family, work, education etc. 

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22 OR COMPATIBILITY

Growing up with a sister and later many sisters, I had to learn a lot. Most times I had to learn what others wanted and go their way. Sometimes, everyone decided but when some things are 22 (2 good 2 be true) you just take over (have your own way).

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BORN DAY BOY.

O come ye, o come ye

To this day

My born day

My birthday

Shey you sha get the gist

Its parry time

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FIRST SUNDAY GIFT.

Happy Sunday! I got so many messages from people saying happy first Sunday so I'm giving this to you as a first Sunday tonic.

Bolanle Cards available.

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I WISH YOU THE BEST OF TEARS.

Happy New Year. I wish you every good and beautiful thing you wish yourself. I’m not a fan of New Year resolutions. This isn’t because I’m lazy but why should I make one or many when I know something my change midway?

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