Monday, February 29, 2016

BRIDGE OF SPIES MOVIE: WHAT I LEARNT.

I love this movie, I stumbled upon it on a friend’s laptop and I loved it. During the war, the Soviet Union sent their spy to the US and the US did the same. Rudolf Abel was the spy from the Soviet Union and Francis Powers was the spy from the US.

UPLIFTED

Something inspiring for your Monday. Have a refreshing week.


Sunday, February 28, 2016

BOO'S AND SEX.

This is more than hilarious. Just laugh it off.
Who's Bae is dressed like this?

LILIES OR THORNS 6

CHAPTER 6 - EASY BREAKS DOWN.

Easy was still confused and worried. He didn’t know where the balance would appear from. He was wondering where to get the 295,000 Naira balance from as he had run out of options. He didn’t want anything to happen to Ene. He really liked her and their wedding was in a few months. He hoped she recovered very quickly without any problems.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

AMAZING NOLLYWOOD

It's going to be an amazing weekend. Let's laugh with these pictures that you can only get in Nollywood.
She will give spiderman a run for his webs. Shes an African spidergirl

The avatar's must be shocked.

Don't think I want to watch
All these blunders in one sentence.

Friday, February 26, 2016

GOOD NIGHT, BUT...

I thought of leaving you with a Good-Night snack for your mind. 

FUNNY CHURCH THEME.

Just got these hilarious pictures from a friend. You should check it out and laugh.
Ask God o!

A PIECE FOR YOUR PEACE.

Asides the Preacher's book and Proverbs, I haven't seen many important facts put together in one place. if you decide to stick with it, believe me it will save your peace.

Well, here it is.


Thursday, February 25, 2016

HOW OLD ARE YOU 2?

Yesterday, I gave a hint for you to figure out how old you are.

If you missed it check HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Here's the continuation.
Who remember's this? I only remember Superted.

STOP IT BUT I'LL LIKE IT.



Story-Story
Story
Once upon a time
Time-Time
Wakama the tiny bird
Once saw a birdie
A fine one
Nay

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

When I saw these pictures, it made me laugh; not just because its funny but because so many kids don't know what this means. I'm sure if my parents also did this, I wont be able to answer too. Take a look and answer the question.

LILIES OR THORNS 5



CHAPTER 5-BATTLE LINES
“Nne na so I see am o” said an excited Uju “I have a date with my childhood crush o, it seems my luck is here o” she laughed while listening to what Loretta was saying.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

COOL TEMPER

If work is stressful today or life's worries too much, take this chill pill.

WHY SHEA BUTTER IS THE BEST.



Let’s talk about Shea Butter. Under this side of heaven, it’s popularly called Ori.
Before I go into the many health benefits, I must say that I like the soft melting feeling in my hands.

Monday, February 22, 2016

TO BE VULNERABLE.



Out of my fears
Out of my shadows
I creep out
Crawl out
I look right
And left
Then right and left again
I hurriedly come out of my hole
And run into the shrubs

FUNNY CHURCH THEMES.


Have you ever seen weird Church themes? Take a look at these.
Just ask, why wait for the programme before asking?

You can easily appeal to your landlord.

I think I prefer cat fish night.


Sunday, February 21, 2016

LILIES OR THORNS 4.



CHAPTER 4 - THE FIGHT.
Fatimah was a wonderful cook and she knew it. Back then in school, many of her friends especially guys liked coming to her room because they knew their taste buds would be tantalized.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

BABY BOO!



A new boy child
A reward
A new boy child
For us to adore
For you have come as our crown
And we are glad

Friday, February 19, 2016

FOR AN EXCITING WEEKEND

Here's something to get the weekend exciting and enjoyable.

S**t, I don't wanna go there.

NOT ALONE NOT ABANDONED.



I’m sitting on the rocks
Looking at the green lands afar off
It looks so refreshing
So serene and peaceful
Like nothing ever disturbs it

Thursday, February 18, 2016

FORGET DA STRESS

In case your day was long or dragging because you're still in traffic, here's something to lighten you up.
What a Nigerian excuse!

IF YOU BEAT THIS CHILD, YOU JUST MIGHT...



I woke up yesterday morning and saw a post from a Facebook friend. Folake Afolabi’s son Pelumi Praise Afolabi who’s a student of Command Secondary School Ojo Lagos Nigeria in Jss 1 Diamond was flogged because his parents didn’t come for the school’s open day. 

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

FUNNY KIDS AND OVERGROWN ADULTS.


A friend from Kenya sent this to me on Facebook. LOL!  

LILIES OR THORNS 3



CHAPTER 3 -MR SMOOTH.

Easy took another look at the mirror. The royal blue blazer was totally enchanting. It fitted him like a king ready for the throne. He checked out his cufflinks, buttons, zipper and shoe laces. It was perfect. 

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

LILIES OR THORNS.


Easy took another look at the mirror. The royal blue blazer was totally enchanting. It fitted him like a king ready for the throne. He checked out his cufflinks, buttons, zipper and shoe laces. It was perfect.

SOMETHING INSPIRING.

I came across these pictures on Bbm. it's actually inspiring that's why I put it up for you to think about it.


Before you aspire to be like someone, know what they went through that made them who they are.

WHY YOU SHOULD EAT AVOCADOS.



I went to the market today and I saw a woman selling avocados. She told me “auntie buy na, you know say e good (buy it because it’s healthy). I got home and did my research and I was shocked at the many benefits hidden in this fruit.

Monday, February 15, 2016

MY LOVE NOT MY VAL.



My love
Not my Val
Because you
Don’t come knocking once a year
You’re the reason I exist
The reason I can go on
The one I give my heart to
Again
And again
And more than once again


FUNNY VAL PICTURES.

So Valentine is over and so is the razzmatazz but here are a few things to laugh about.
This is the real Valentine.

Sunday, February 14, 2016

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

Today is Valentine's day.
I wish you you a memorable one.

I saw a post on Bbm that said Iron will burn all the red clothes people would wear today. LOL!

Whoever wrote it is just mean. My only question is why wait for 1 day out of 366 to celebrate and decide to make it special?

And why the colour red?

Any answers?

Celebrate today and all days.

Celebrate reasonably and reach out to those who need to know what love is.

LILIES OR THORNS 2.

CHAPTER 2-Ene's Cross.



Ene stormed out of Zeph’s place angrily. She knew she shouldn’t have reacted that way but she was too angry to reason. Easy was the reason; she loved him silly but silly he was. 

Saturday, February 13, 2016

LILIES OR THORNS.


Ene stormed out of Zeph’s place angrily. She knew she shouldn’t have reacted that way but she was too angry to reason. Easy was the reason; she loved him silly but silly he was.

6 MOVIES YOU’D LOVE THIS VALENTINE.



Happy Val’s day to you!

Spending your Val’s day at the cinemas is cool but not knowing what to see might be the issue. I’ll just try to give you an idea of the top 6 movies you’d love.

Friday, February 12, 2016

8 THINGS I LEARNT FROM THE MOVIE-“COUPLE OF DAYS”.


I went to see a movie and the premiere of Couple of Days was displayed on the screen. That was when I decided I was going to see it. It was hilarious and fun seeing Falz the Bahdguy act, speak and sing.

GARLIC.



Yesterday, I talked about ginger (read here). Today I want to talk about something I call the twin of ginger which is Garlic. When you continue reading, you’ll see why I call it a twin.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

7 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE GINGER



Ginger o ginger! That was all this song said. Who would sing something like this? Was it really good or useful?

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

LILIES OR THORNS 1.

THE TWO BFF'S.



Fatimah let out a deep sigh as Ene shouted at Zephaniah. “I hate this colour! What kind of nonsense is this? What don’t you get?” This was exactly what she was trying to avoid.

LILIES OR THORNS.

Every Wednesday and Sunday, you should watch this blog for a story of two young ladies and the power of choice.

The first part comes up shortly.

Lilies and thorns 1.


Photo credit: hitorininaru.com
 

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

MATHEMATICS KWA!

 I remember helping a neighbor's child with his assignment and I got an impossible answer, that was when I decided to learn a few bits and pieces and nothing too big.
You can take a look at my some of my issues with mathematics  when I was in school and tell me you agree.


Very true!

Sunday, February 7, 2016

WE HAVE US.



It’s so wonderful
To think of where I’ve come from
And who I am now
I know you’ve been doing a lot
To make sure I’m standing firm

Saturday, February 6, 2016

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

Today is my birthday.

I'm really glad and grateful to God.

You can drop your birthday wishes here.


Photo credit: happybirthdaycake2015.com

Thursday, February 4, 2016

TOGETHER WE CAN.



Every fourth of February is the day set aside to mark World Cancer day. I’ve decided to put a piece about Cancer together. Its a few tips that can be helpful.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

NAIJA WORDS.

Sometimes, Naija people can wow you with how they spell and pronounce words. Take a look!
I'm multivated.

Wouldn't eat if I saw this in a fast food.

Simple straight forward Naija way.

Let there be sight!

One word, diverse meaning.