HOW TO KEEP A MAN.

The hair salon is usually a place to hear different things. 

From all the juicy gossips, what’s happening in the area, who is doing what, and movies (for hair styles).
 

This is a quite true! 

We saw this Yoruba movie and it was quite interesting (I forgot the title sha). Let me give you a brief synopsis.

A woman got married to this man (very handsome man) to the envy of her friends. To them, the guy was quite a catch. Tall, dark, and Handsome. 

She actually went through a lot to get him; from going into his house to cook, buying him expensive clothes and gadgets, getting someone to do his laundry (I was so glad she didn’t do that) and some other things which I’m not aware of because of our Power Holding Company.

This brought about an argument in the salon. How can a woman get a man?

The first woman said it was quite easy. Get pregnant and visit an African Magic & Science to make sure he doesn’t leave her at the baby mama stage. 

Another woman said any man can easily avoid that. His family could get a stronger African Magic & Science specialist to free such a man.

I continued to enjoy the argument as other people took sides with both parties but when it dragged on for too long, I decided to spice it up: I asked what would happen if she lost the pregnancy.

See commotion o! Chei! I couldn’t stop laughing: a woman said she rejected it in Jesus name; I reminded her she said she would use African Magic & Science and then she told me it didn’t matter. She would use it to protect and insure the foetus/baby.

To make the conversation more interesting, young ladies came into the salon and brought in youthful excitement.

One of the girls said the women were no longer the reigning queens. Times have changed, intelligence had spiked up, and young ladies had the bodies and skill to make remain on their knees. 

There are killer clothes to unknot the bolts in a man’s mind, exquisite body shapes, (and shapers/ plastic surgery) different styles of sex available and the internet presents many advantages. 

That’s for the younger generation.

You should have seen the older women turn green.

I remember a story of a family friend who went through a divorce. She actually had everything a man wanted in a woman but many years later the same things she had at the beginning that brought them together could no longer keep the marriage together.

Does that mean there’s something more that we don’t know about?

What could it be?

If you know biko drop a comment.

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