The nature of my job encourages aproko, you just gats to
know everything. I sat beside some group of ladies and they were talking about the
411. There was one story that tripped me.
One of the ladies whose name is Charity said her dad
had 2 wives and 15 children. At the end of the month, he gave the wives money
for the children’s upkeep and food. At this time her dad started doing some runs with the woman who owned a
cafeteria in their area (he was dating her).
This had its own implication.
If you’re servicing a mistress, it’s quite expensive; usually,
you spend more than you’ll spend at home. This meant cutting cost at home. Charity’s
dad began by reducing the amount of money he gave the wives at home. After a
while he divided the amount of money into two. He finally stopped giving them
the money. This meant hunger.
Luckily for the kids, Charity’s brother found out
about the woman. When they were hungry and cried to their mothers, he went to
this woman in his father’s name and asked for food and he ate the sharp woman
even gave him extra. The kids decided to use this tactic every single time and
it worked.
Charity or siblings: Good afternoon ma
Woman: How you dey, wetin you want (how are you, what
do you want)
Charity: My papa say make I collect rice #50 (my
father asked me to collect rice worth #50)
Woman: Only rice, #50 own no go do you na, take #100
own you no go put beans and meat?( just rice? #100 worth will satisfy you and
add beans and meat)
So the woman would sell rice and beans to her and any
of her other siblings who came. Sometimes the kids will go there to eat and
take some home for their mothers.
Judgement day arrived. At the beginning of the new
month, her father called a family meeting. He warned them to never go there again.
He spent double the amount of money he gave for up keep and feeding at home at
the other woman’s place. And he never went there again.
Funny right?
That’s Charity’s story, what’s your own tactic.
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What if the guy is doing it in a distant land? Some ladies can hallucinate!
ReplyDeleteonly God can stop it
ReplyDelete.........thinking................ Still thinking.................... Really thinking....................... lemme go and think
ReplyDeleteDats just wishful thinking. He wld just transfer to one who doesn't own a canteen.
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